everyones coining cats and nobody has coined the god who owns them

her name is bastet. egypt worshipped her for five thousand years, first as a lioness, then as a cat once they were domesticated

they built her a city called bubastis, and the greek historian herodotus wrote that her festival there was the biggest in all of egypt, with 700,000 people a year arriving by boat

archaeologists have pulled more than 300,000 mummified cats out of the ground around her temple

and she never stopped. smite 2 added her in june as bastet, goddess of cats, and there are people playing her tonight who have never heard of bubastis

all of that and she has never had a ticker

you were never early to cats, you were five thousand years late

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